pathetic princess


happiest:

tumblr is the website where you find people hotter than you


nasturbate:

nasturbate:

nasturbate:

nasturbate:

this post is sarcastic

but if its being sarcastic about being sarcastic, then isn’t it not being sarcastic?

and if its not being sarcastic, isnt it being sarcastic?

i need to sit down


epic-humor:

copy and paste yourself into my bed

(Source: samuraimofo)


obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

(Source: obamallamatime)


nutthing:

r u from europe because europiece of shit

(Source: phineasomg)